I asked an American dude ''In America is it like in the movies where you walk into a diner and the owner just asks when can you start?''
Not amused he was like....yeeeeerrrr
surrree
In college I asked my crush, looking like a pretty version of Wes Scantlin/Kid rock, if he didn't have a girlfriend would I be his type? He rubbed my shoulder and said suuuuuurreee condescendingly.
I lose at life
