[Livia]

The Admiral car insurance with that milky tart in a uniform. It makes no sense to me.

Any advert where a kid is proved to be cooler and more intelligent than an adult. That'sn not how it works, brat.

Fiat Tipo, to the song 'Amore'... "When you drive Tipo wheels and it gives you the feels, that's amore...."
Wtf does that even mean?

Ads for clothing store 'Very' chock full of women who are clearly 7 foot tall and weight about five stone. No one looks like that except models and vaulting poles.

Any ad that reminds you you're going to die. How will you pay for your funeral? Want to leave cash for your loved ones? Pre-pay your funeral and get a free pen! **** off.