The Monster Mash
I was singing on TIBB late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Marsh and LT came through the door
They heard my music and hit the dance floor
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
From a dark dungeon in TibbTowers east
To the SD Forum where the Trolls all feast
Tibbies all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The party started to really rock
There was Kizzy, Joey, and Mystic Mock
Livia and MB, and Kyle and Reece,
And Cherie and Ammi keeping the peace.
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Toy Soldier on chains, backed by his baying hounds
Josy and Niamh were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Thread-Killer Five'
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Dezzy's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist And said “What's up with playing some Brummie Twist”?
It's the mash, it's the monster mash
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
It's the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's the mash, it's the monster mash
Now the Mods never go into action No more warnings, bans, or infractions
And the Trolls no longer fill us with dread
'Cos they're all too busy dancing instead
'Cos of the mash, the monster mash
The monster mash, it's a graveyard smash
It's the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's the mash, the monster mash
Happy Halloween Tibbies From Kirk And Johnny.