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Originally Posted by the truth
when can i see the doctor.....why whats wrong with you.......ummm i dont feel well....in what way? i feel sick and a bit hot.......oh have you tried anything for it? ummm no not really....well let me put you through to the nurse and she can assess you.........ummm id rather see the doctor...why whats wrong with you ? etc etc
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I'd diagnose man flu in this instance

I have a lump on my penis should be enough to see you sail through to the next round