[kirklancaster]

Once upon a time there was a green eyed monster...

....Who dwelt in a hidden subterranean cave beneath the roots of a huge gnarled old oak tree, deep in the midst of a dense dark forest.

...one day he was wondering how he felt about people who take the lower offer on the Chase...

... and after much contemplation, he decided to solicit the advice of his great and trusted friend...

Bradley Walsh...

and Bradley said...
They should always go for the highest offer cos they are only here once. They have some fekin nerve choosing the lowest offer! To which the green eyed monster replied...

.... I agree Bradley, it isn't right to cowardly capitalise on the efforts of other more courageous contestants just as a means of ensuring that you get a chance of sharing in a prize which you don't deserve, because not only haven't you really contributed to it, you have actually sometimes depleted it by choosing a minus offer.

Bradley raised his eyebrows in astonishment, and said.......