ADDICTED TO HOG
You wake up baby, it's not yet dawn
Run straight to the laptop, 'n turn it on.
Log on to TIBB, as your body shakes
Another poem by Hog is what it takes.
You can't focus, you can't think
Don't need no drugs, don't need no drink
Your head is spinning, you're breathing hard
Need another fix from the Highgate bard.
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those poems, oh yeah
So why cuss the wife? Why kick the dog?
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hog.
You see new posts on SD, but you don't care
They all might as well, just not be there.
Your heart beats in double time
And it won't stop until you've found Hog's latest rhyme.
You can't be saved
Hog's poems are all you crave
If you can't find one on Tibb that's new
You're doing cold turkey, until you do.
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those poems, oh yeah
So why cuss the wife? Why kick the dog?
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hog.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
You never cared for poetry, before you found Hog
Now your life's, gone down the bog
You're body shakes, you're out of your mind
But another fix of Hog 'n you'll be fine.
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to those poems, oh yeah
So why cuss the wife? Why kick the dog?
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hog.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hog