[kirklancaster]

For Hog:


Christmas Gets Earlier
Last year, as I lay asleep in a chair
I awoke to the strangest sound
From the fire flue came a fall of soot.
Then a pair of black boots hit the ground.

Frightened, I pretended to still be asleep
But I peeped on from one half closed eye
As from out of that sooty chimney flue
Emerged my favourite fat jolly guy.

It was Santa!! And he saw me peeping
As he walked on unsteady legs
"I know it's EASTER not Xmas" he smiled,
"But I've brought you, your Easter Eggs"