[waterhog]

black Friday best ever bargain 24.11.16

I will go lower
fight off all competition
in the village it will be a glower
no one will want this limited edition.
the stock is reduced
its all to entice
a queue down Highgate hill will be produced
come early to read is my advice.
sorry about the refund
this is not applicable
you won't be stunned
trading standards will highlight I am deceitful.
you no I am cheap
remember my firework and the bang er
that night I could not sleep
sticking out of the bed was a coat hanger.
some shops are deception
keep the list and prices in the margin
I hope this gets a good reception
no charge makes it the only black Friday bargain.