[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

OPTION A

Aww.

Adam, you will never rattle me, you will never annoy me to the point where I lose it. Because you are nothing more than a sad little troll with no other meaning or direction in life other than to attempt to try and make others feel crap but the really sad and pathetic thing is that you're not even any good at that because every single solitary person on this forum could verbally destroy you in a heartbeat. You have the wit of a tea towel and the personality and intelligence of a pot noodle. So do stop trying to be the edgy one because you're nowhere ****ing near it babe. X


OPTION B

Oh **** off you nasty little ****. How does it feel to have a life where the only high light is to say **** like that to people that you've never even met? Do you leave the house? Do people actually want to spend time with you in real life? Probably not. I shouldn't think you find real friends very easy to come by. I would smack the living **** out of you if I met you in real life. Who the **** do you think you are? All brave and big trolling people on your phone. You're pathetic.