Worst would have to be my auntie dying
Most unbelievable..I have a few (and all are true
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Microwave soup that I was having for a meal an hour before work...a carrot exploded when I opened the microwave door, temporarily blinding me, causing a lot of pain and actually leaving me with a black eye.
A goose bit the back of my knee on way to work and I could not walk without a lot of pain (was working in a busy nightclub so couldn't do shift without moving a lot). **** knows how the bastard caught me in exactly that place..
I will be late as I have to wash my hair was probably the best though. Slight backstory, I fell asleep a few hours before work and a sweet angel child decided to paint my hair with sudocreme and toothpaste...sticking some cornflakes into it for good measure
I kinda wish for those 3 my non-existant aunt just died again each time, as I have never lived any of them down and they really are the random kind of excuses that twats make up. Unfortunately I am the twat that it actually happens to and I am disbelieved
