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#60



Points: 52

I’ve blocked most of CBB18 out of my long-term memory for a vast variety of reasons, but from the little I can recall, cultural icon Sam Fox was… okay? Nothing brilliant, obviously, but she was okay. The only proper highlight that I remember from her time in the house was her ‘accidentally’ smuggling a pen into the house in her make-up bag, which was a good moment by itself but was made into a classic by her follow-up claim that she carries a pen everywhere because the public are forever hankering to get Our Sam’s autograph. Other than that… well, she told a story about her late girlfriend, which was sweet. Oh, and Bear nearly blinded her that one time, but that prick didn’t qualify so I’m not going to discuss him any more than I need to. Sam may have been chucked out of the house in a low-key double eviction with an X Factor seventh-placer, but she’ll always be a national treasure in our hearts, and will continue to demand that we touch her body for years to come.