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#33



Points: 83

There once was a girl called Bridgette
She went into Big Brother, presumably because she was in crippling debt
It was so easy, in the park it was a walk
Until, that is, she was put on the block
Then she was evicted for being a threat

(maybe) (I can't remember) (but she joined in with the jury house Paulie pile-on and it was wonderful)

#32



Points: 84

Forget Brexit, forget Trump, forget the hundreds and hundreds of beloved celebrities we lost – the true tragedy of 2016 was the time that Saira Khan lost a public vote against some no-mark from TOWIE, some no-mark from Ex on the Beach and some even bigger no-mark from some thing called Storage Hunters UK. Granted, she wasn't the amazeballs kween we were all praying that she would be, but she did provide a lot of entertaining moments. I just so happen to have completely blocked out the specifics of all of them, because CBB18 was that terrible a series and most of the moments involved her being mercilessly bullied. I do recall, however, her being absolutely bloody insane in the best possible sense, and also hating all the showmances, meaning that she's a girl after my own heart. <3