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#31



Points: 86

There’s nothing quite like a Survivor love story. Rob and Amber, Ethan and Jenna, erm… Whitney and Keith I guess, Billy and Candi-no never mind, but the most recent one is the one I’m about to discuss. Yes, it’s that point in the ranking where I suggest that a man had a romantic and sexual relationship with a chicken. Merry Christmas! No, I’m joking. It was merely sexual. It has to be said that Tai was an immediate fan favourite from Kaoh Rong, so his high placing here comes as no surprise. From his Ozzy-esque tree-climbing to whatever his thing was with Caleb, the gay Asian gardener made a strong first impression, and despite flip-flopping between alliances (which gave us the brilliant super idol moment) and receiving no votes at FTC, he continued to be a fun and interesting presence in the season. He’s also on Game Changers, which leads me to think that they may as well have just brought back all eighteen Kaoh Rong-ers for a larf.