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#22



Points: 111

The highest non-Saara entry from The X Factor in this year's ranking, Relley was a rare breed of X Factor contestant - one who can sing! Hahaha. Oh, the hilarity. But the fact that she was pushed aside early on in favour of people with dead relatives and dodgy gangster accents didn't bode well for our Relley, who went under the radar until the live shows. Until, of course, she did Shackles (Praise You). Afaik it was at that exact moment that several people were reported to have lost their virginity and several others converted to a new religion, the Church of Latter Day Relleys. This was surely to be the first step in Relley C's global domination, especially if she could continue to knock it out of the figurative park with similar performances. And then she had a few ballads, which, sure, that's pretty standard for any X Factor act, doesn't mean anything-oh except for the ****ing power vote or bottom three lifeline or #SaveATwink or whatever the hell it was called, because Relley, who wouldn't have otherwise been in the sing-off, had to face off against some girl group, and because this show sucks armadillo tits (do armadillos have tits? Also, what's an armadillo?), she went home. It's almost as if there have been quite a few bad results in 2016.