y'all sleeping on Miss Debbie smh
#16
Points: 140
Loveita may not have lasted very long in Big Brother Canada, but my god did she get a lot done. Let’s break it down: she began by winning HoH, which I’m sure she soon regretted once the house flipped on her, leaving her with a mortal enemy in Kelsey, who she’d nominated in the intention of getting out the way very quickly. Once Kelsey’s side of the house took power, she was the first to be targetted, up against randomer Sharry. Who goes? You guessed it. Sharry. Apparently she was a threat to win? *shrug* Fuelled by this near-defeat, Loveita went on to win HoH once again, and decided to take out the power playe-oh no wait she went after Cassandra and Christine, specifically targetting the former. My mistake. This being BBCan4, a season in which nothing which happened was allowed to make an iota of sense, Christine went next, and despite this setback, Loveita seemed to have got herself into a pretty good position within the house. This was solidified when Kelsey was booted next in a near-unanimous vote. And then? She gets blindsided in a double eviction. Oops! Again, this being BBCan4, this turned out to be some strange remake of The Odd Couple, as Kelsey and Loveita were forced to live together in a secret house for a week/until the main house decided they could cope with having one of them back. With Loveita having coached Kelsey on how to play a game which made any kind of sense, as if she’d know what that was like, her protégée spread her wings and flew back into the house, whilst Loveita had to settle for fifth boot, thus shaping the remainder of the season in terms of who would hold the power. Hey, at least she beat Dallas. Remember Dallas? No, me neither.