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#12



Points: 155

It's time for one of the few people who have to date made it into both TiBB Reality Rankings, and unlike the only other person who I can tell has achieved this feat (Katya, for your information, hunty), this one has managed to improve on their previous placing. That said, it’s only by two places, and up until the final vote they were bound to be fourteenth again. Poor that indeed. That’s right, I’m talking about Jeff Weldon. No, wait, I’m talking about Da’Vonne, the walking gif herself. In fact, I’ve seen the gif of her leaving the BB17 house (oft misappropriated as being from last year and being a gif of her entering the house. These people must be stopped) more than I’ve seen my own family. And frankly, they may as well just have played gifs of her on repeat for the… what, eight weeks? she was in there for, because it’s all she was going to deliver. And for those who like that kind of thing, deliver is what she did, providing sassy confessionals and gifs and momes upon momes for Tumblr to touch themselves over on particularly lonely nights. Funnily enough, it was after her eviction that she truly came alive, and unleashed her fury onto a terrified Paulie Calafiore in the jury house, leading the aforementioned Paulie Pile-On Part II. That was fun. Let’s hope we get more moments like that to justify your tenth-placed finish in next year’s ranking, Mama Da’!

...oh, fine. Here you go.

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