And the winner is... not...
#2
Points: 333
Highest from Essex... that totally counts, right?
I'm very time-conscious, so here's another gif wall!
And now she's going to quit this ranking because she's claustrophic. But first she wants a pony. And also, FUCK OFF GILLIAN MCKEITH. She just wanted to get that in there. In all seriousness ("you weren't being serious before?" - all of you, probably), Gemma was an unexpected breakout star and is genuinely one of the top five CBB housemates ever maybe? I could go on for hours talking about how good she was, but it's gone 1am so I'll spare you. But I'm sure you know.
And the winner is...
#1
Points: 390
Highest from Celebrity Big Brother
I mean, she is the HBIC after all. What else did you expect?
Yes, for the second year in a row, a Celebrity Big Brother housemate picks up the crown. And who better to inherit it from Janice than another reality TV veteran, who was equally, if not more, amazing? But don't take it from me. Take it from the gifs.
To conclude? g.oddess tbh