I mean, I could get into how the idea of having the house vote to evict the DULLEST is stupid and really just promotes the show's ideals of garden variety Loud Assholes screaming at each other for a month straight, and I could talk about how I feel bad for Austin fans not just for actually enjoying Austin Armacost but for wasting their money this week, BUT...
I literally cannot imagine a more humiliating and embarrassing scenario for Austin Armacost to have to endure, and Austin fuuuuuuuucking sucks so it was amazing (eta: AND NO BEST BITS EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NOMINATED FOR THE FIRST EVICTION
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