Posh HMs on ball with task
From The Sun
THE housemates graduated from their finishing academy last night — after learning to talk proper, walk proper and use the right cutlery.
The nine remaining housemates waltzed their way to a £280 luxury shopping budget.
Big Brother has put them through their paces with the various la-di-dah tasks.
Yesterday they learnt to eat proper as BB taught them how to sit at a posh table with nice cutlery.
Sam wasn’t keen, squealing: “A fish knife? That’s disgusting, I’m not touching it.”
Snobbish Jonty said: “It’s middle class people that have a fish knife and a fish fork.”
Clueless Sam also asked Carole: "Am I allowed to eat this green nettle?" Carole replied: "Yes, that's mint Samantha, it's rather nice."
After dinner the housemates took to the ballroom floor and proved they really had become ladies and gentlemen.
And housemates looked the part - a dapper Brian, described by Zig as looking "the nuts" attracted loving stares from Manda, and even managed to control himself during a dance with the twin.
Once HMs had been told they had passed the task, resident raver Travey exclaimed: "That was the worst thing ever. I *****in' 'ave it, I don't have it. Thank God that's over."
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