[user104658]

Calum is in his mid 30s and has thus far done nothing - absolutely nothing - except live off his dad's name. It's not just that he doesn't have a talent... He isn't even normal. He isn't even qualified to do a normal job. Aged 35 and zero work experience. If he turned up to an interview to stack shelves at Tesco they'd be concerned by his lack of relevant knowledge and skills.