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As with my former section, the office of the Cyber Devils Advocate General, the usual policy of the Office of the Cyber Guardians is to look after the best interests of a housemate only, but not to campaign for them to win. It may be the case sometimes that winning is not in their best interest or their early exit is in their best interest, such cases were Shebaz (BB7), Tania (BB4) and Sophie (BB3)

However

It came to the attention of this office that a certain proprietor of a men's magazine, possibly Playboy, but it is not confirmed which publication it is, is aiming to do a less than ethical shoot of them.

With apologies to a certain north American bird, the vultures are circling. Jonathan before he left after the death of his grandmother hinted that the twins were marketable.

To be dragged down by such low life is definitely not in their interests. If they come out in any other position than first, they will be at the mercy of such and the gutter press. If they come out first, they will have £50K each, so they will not have to deal with those shady elements of the media, plus, as winners they become bankable to Channel 4, who, we hope will be duty bound to protect them from such elements

The only way to keep the twins safe, from those unsavoury elements in the media, who have revealed their despicable intentions, is to get the twins to the safety of the winner's circle.

This is no longer a game

For the first time in the history of this office, the Office of the Cyber Guardians feels obliged to support a client to win.

The office also recognise this will not be easy as we still have a mountain to climb.

Brian is also considered to be vulnerable to exploitation, but the expectation is that he will be protected by Liam and his circle, who are more media aware.

Repeat, the only way to save the twins from the vultures in the media is for the twins to get the top spot.

The firebell is polished and ready to ring.