[bananarama]

Sticks it is most unjust you recieved a reprimand. I will be consulting my leagal team on your behalf should you need assistance in keeping your job.

I am still very concerned about the character destroying effects of twinny look alikes appearing in the top shelf and attic based magazines that I am prepared to offer my inspection services free of charge as long as is needed'

However not being the tallest person around I do require an assistant who's shoulders I can stand in order to reach the top shelves....

I have asked the newsagents sales personal for assistance but they fear that if they leave the till it may get stolen by those wishing to aquire large amounts of cash to spend on voting other housemates a winner in order to deny the twins their deserving crown of glory.....

Anyone willing to become an assistant please apply within...