[waterhog]

highgate village flat share brain STORM - ing idea ! 16.03.17

sometimes i surprise
this is not about being kind
one lucky man i realize
the genius in me will mastermind.
50 50 in the middle
everything above board
always the first to see my riddle
this is a share reward.
dinner is late
i understand you have a early job
severe consequences if not on the plate
your sleep time is my second rob.
onto cleaning
you got to be a fast mover
my current cleaner starts me steaming
soon as the wrightstuff begins on goes the hoover.
got to be spotless
my uniform is a priority
pressed cleaned showing whiteness
highgate village demands authority.
if you agree to the rules
and you see no tyrant or nutty norm
you can move in and share my jewels
highgate village welcomes this storm.