ALBERT MORRIS
Albert Morris was a lovable bloke
To say he could kiss any girl was no joke
He even charmed Little Miss Bell
And then made her life hell
By singing and dancing all night
Which caused them to fight
'Stop this singing and dancing!' I plead
'You're making me go to seed.
Said Miss Bell,
Oh what the hell
They got married in June, I'm happy to say
Still together now till this day.
