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No-one or nothing can compare to Paul Claarke.

That said:
Spencer, he's ok in a moody/james dean sort of way.

Adele; too bitchy

Kate; too calculating

Alex;
too skinny
too Pierce Brosnan

Jade; too piggy

Alison; too ... not sure yet

PJ; trying too hard

Lee; too Leicester (or Leices-tah as we say oop 'ere)

Lynne; too Elizabeth

Sandy; tooooo domesticated

Johnny; too thuggish in a genial geordie kind of way

Sunita; too much of a barrister