[Merry Mockmas]

I always like to do threads like this every so often, but what type of Housemates are you in the mood to see in BB18?

Here's my 16 Housemate types.

Males:
1. A Model
2. A die hard follower of Islam
3. A wannabe Rockstar
4. A man who trains Race Horses
5. A Racist
6. A black man from the Ghetto who's trying to become a Rapper
7. A Retail worker
8. A Goth

Females:
1. Smoking hot blonde
2. Smoking hot redhead
3. Smoking hot Goth who looks a bit like Abi out of NCIS, or Sam Lavery off the recent X Factor
4. A die hard Christian
5. A University Student
6. A Hippy
7. An older lady who's trying to stay hip but is awkward at doing it
8. An obnoxious Chav