[waterhog]

laptop - bottle - scam inspires this scam ( warning - don't read - you will loose ) 14.04.17








a bargain of the century



every reader i want to hook



once its sealed no commentary



definitely no JNC like the macbook. ( anagram)



you won't leave with water



maybe me you will want to throttle



see you at the abattoir for the slaughter



i will recycle using the same bottle.



don't check your pockets



i am no common thief



you will save on use from electric sockets



once you pass the humiliation grief.



what i take is not replaceable



it matters not if you are poor or lavish



in your mouth its not tasteful



knowing i got it makes me flourish.



it will be looked after



laptop scam mer you inspired no master



i stole dignity and time not being any grafter



sorry reader there is not a big enough plaster.