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Old 21-04-2017, 02:27 PM #1
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Default uk has a obese pussy epidemic - yes or no (poll)

the obese pussy epidemic 21.04.17




first let me clarify

this is unrelated to the last appeal

i will challenge and deny

did not touch rub lick or feel.

the problem has arose

its to big to police

feline diabetes i expose

130% on last year it did increase.

vets are blaming

owners are sure to have vengeance

the problem is not like tuesdays flaming

i am guilty of over indulgence.

the vet bill is gripping

£2000 is very steep

last night one had no slipping

extra £20 is proof shes not cheap.

not sure who is accessing

they may be fony and thats pathetic

doubling in one year is no blessing

all i hear is they are diabetic.

highgate is dry

the appetite and thirst is higher then inflation

looking out my window to cry

thinking its free in pond square for urination.

positives are dieting

its the only way to work to solve

in highgate this may not be inviting

but around a obese pussy my life revolves.

 

 

 

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