My mate was called John
His nickname, 'The Scone'.
Weird I know but it true,
Enough to turn your hair blue.
Then one day he met Lewis, a girl
This will make your hair curl.
She was called Lewis and then
Scottish people say 'I dinna ken'
By that I mean they're both named
And been tamed
John and Lewis, but not the store
And that's it, no more.
