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Old 12-05-2017, 05:47 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Northern Monkey View Post
Down is only the natural position after a poo.Not after a wee.Suppose three males go for a wee before the female.No pooing is needed at this time.Then up is the natural position.
The natural position is the position it spends most of its time.More wees are needed than poos so in my gaff UP is the natural position.
You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.
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