[Alf]

Seeing that this is fantasy, my guests would be TV characters.

On the list would be

Sir Alfred Garnett
Albert Steptoe
Rupert Rigsby
Terry Collier
James Royle

On the menu would be

Meat Pudding followed by Spotted Dick and Custard (Mr Garnetts favourite)

Drinks would include: Plenty of Brown Ale and plenty of Scotch.


That'd be an evening for putting the World too rights.