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Old 28-05-2017, 10:47 AM #11
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A Scotsman and his wife, walk past a swanky restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought, "what the Hell, I'll treat her"

So they walked past it again!
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