You can insure your penis.
It's ok to wear high heels whilst eating breakfast in the Kitchen.
It's
not ok to brush your hair in the Kitchen.
Slippers and Tits do not mix.
Brexit is like a Handbag, you cannot return it once you realise the following week it doesn't suit you.
Storing a sex-tape in the dogs kennel isn't the wisest move in the world.
Eyeliner on a man is no joke.
The world isn't flat, or is it?!
Who is Kieran and when is he entering the Big Brother house?!
If you envision changing the world, Big Brother is the wrong platform for such aspirations.
