[Amy]

The Big Brother 4 Scot gives his verdict on new winner Nadia and the three other final housemates in BB5

NADIA AKA: Carlos, Kat Slater.

Third most feminine BB winner after Brian Dowling and Cameron Stout.

Won because the country imagined how much of a struggle and how inspiring her life has been - and yet we know nothing about her life.

Maybe it's better like that Media future: Possibly the new face of Gillette

JASON AKA: Ginger hobbit, orange ned, balding UV light man.

Second place for this unsightly top-heavy beast who almost joined the 'illustrious' ranks of Sneddon, McManus, and Stout in being a victorious representative of our nation.

Media future: Sun-bed mogul; fitness for neds pioneer; waste disposal technician (again).

DAN AKA: The world's only intelligent hairdresser, mohawked muppet.

About as sincere as Davina McCall, Daniel is the proof that the north of England should be flattened for more motorways. Media future: The new, slightly more patronising, voice of the speaking clock or drag queen compereing pub karaoke.

SHELL AKA: Miss weekend hippy, Phoebe from Friends.

Hyperventilating drama queen who will have no winnings to ease the suffering of her oppressed and impoverished family.

Media future: She could help people consolidate their debts into one affordable monthly payment, or there's always pole dancing.

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