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Waterhog I've come up with some songs
That the housemates should all surely sing
The titles they didn't take me very long
I think they have a certain ring
Channelles is simple I think it has grace
Should be titled 'All plastic but quite a nice face'
Lotan well simple he loves himself yeah
So his song 'My jewel is insured' la la la
Kieran I quite like so his song should be
'Rebecca my ex no sex now from me;
Hannah and Deborah I'd give a duet
'The shouty sisters' a number one yet
Rebecca well vain so Ive come up with this song
'Shag me Kieran' well maybe that might be a bit stong
Joe is next for a song title from me
'I AINT wearing eyeliner' might suit him I'll see
Ellie the silly there are so many songs
But 'Stick it to Lotan' is a title that's strong
Raph the turncoat and sly little sneak
His song would be 'Tell tale on all of the sheep'
Tom our Welshie quite nice in my eyes
So his song is 'DO NOT complain of my size'
Charlottes quite posh and a bit of a bore
So her song 'I'm a good girl' might make us all snore
So those are my songs for the mad lot in there
They will never sing them but I don't care
Waterhog keep going with your poems so sublme
In this forum you are always a great friend of mine

LOve RBx