[Mystic Mock]

I've missed bits of BB so I'll catch up with it on repeat later.

Anyway here's the first episode about to begin.


All of the Housemates are now in the house, Thomas and Michael are chatting in the Kitchen.

Thomas: "You have a strong Brummie accent don't you?"

Michael starts awkwardly laughing.

Thomas: "I'm not meaning to be offensive, I've got a strong Derry accent aswell, I'm sure it comes a close second in here to yours for the most annoying accent.

Michael takes a mouthful out of the glass of Vodka in his hand.

Michael: "I'm sure it will."

They both start laughing.

Ash and Derek are talking in the Bedroom.

Ash: "So what type of Music do you like?"

Derek: "I'm into Country Music."

Ash: "Who do you like out of Country Music."

Derek: "Dolly Parton, Cam, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Sam Hunt, and The Band Perry."

Ash: "I like Dolly Parton and Tim McGraw, I also like The Handsome Family out of Country Music."

Derek: "What is your favourite type of Music?"

Ash: "I like Nu Metal Music."

Derek: "I don't know too many artists from that list, can you tell me which ones that you listen to as I might check them out."

Ash: "Sure there's Alien Ant Farm, Apartment 26, American Head Charge, Blindside (although they can go softer sometimes) Bloodsimple, I also don't mind Fear Factory, Flyleaf, and Hollywood Undead."

Derek: "Well that's certainly alot of groups to check out."

Derek started laughing.

Rachel starts coming into the Bedroom.

Derek: "What Music do you like Rachel?"

Rachel: "My favourite is House Music, but I also like Country Music, and Cheesy Pop numbers."

Ash: "What do you think of Nu Metal?"

Rachel: "Not my thing to be honest."

Then there was awkward silence.

10:45 PM

Thomas, Scarlett, Ash, Paul, Michael, and Diana are outside in the Garden.

Thomas: "Let's all strip off in the pool?"

Diana: "I don't feel comfortable doing that."

Thomas: "It's only a bit of fun."

Diana: "It's not my idea of fun."

Thomas: "What about you Scarlett?"

Scarlett: "I'm scared of Swimming."

Thomas: "What about you guys?"

They all voted to be in.

Thomas: "Okay then let's go completely nude."

So Thomas, Ash, Paul, and Michael go completely nude, Thomas even chucking his pants in Scarlett's direction. They then dive in the pool splashing themselves, having alot of fun, however Diana's not impressed at the mess that the guys are making to her clothes every time one of their splashes comes in her direction.

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

Sayid: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "Hello Sayid."

Sayid: "May I say that you've definitely cast some very different people in here with different age groups, different lives, and definitely different senses of humour, I think that I'm gonna enjoy this place."

House Watcher: "Who are you liking the most."

Sayid: "Probably Derek, he just seems like such a nice and normal guy, he asked me about my Religion without ridiculing me, and he understood my beliefs at the end of the discussion I believe."

House Watcher: "Who are you not liking so far."

Sayid: "Darnell seems a bit mouthy so far, maybe that's because he's black I don't know. You did say that we can say anything that we wanted as long as it wasn't threatening violence right?"

House Watcher: "Yes Sayid."

Sayid: "Well yeah Darnell's ethnicity is not helping him interact with other people I suspect as he can't keep it in control."

11:16 PM

Michael, Rachel, and Darnell are having a chat in the Living Room.

Darnell: "So you like Video Games Michael?"

Michael: "Yes, do you?"

Darnell: "No I hate them."

Michael: "What do you think of them Rachel?"

Rachel: "I like Games like Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest, I'm also partial to a bit of Super Mario, I'm not the most hardcore Gamer that you'll find though."

Michael: "I like those Games that you've mentioned, but my favourite series at the moment is Dragon Age, although EA I'm sure will find a way of ruining them."

Darnell: "What's an EA?"

Michael: "It's a Video Game company from the States, it buys out really good Video Game Companies and then destroys the quality of their once superb franchises. I still can't forgive them for what they did to the Ultima franchise."

Darnell: "In every industry you always get greedy corporations that seem to be set out to make money off of sub-par efforts."

Michael: "That is definitely true."

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "I just want to say what a **** name House Watcher is, I also want to say why is every girl in this house so ugly? Only Scarlett is really hot, I need my sex and I'd have sex with Sayid than I would Diana or Rachel."

Thomas is slurring his words quite badly due to being drunk.

House Watcher: "What is the problem Thomas?"

Thomas: "I've just told you the ****ing problem!"

Thomas: "I am loving this house though, the pool, the tits off Scarlett, the pool, the bum off Scarlett, Scarlett's face, the pool, Scarlett, the pool, and of course the fact that I can say whatever the **** I want to unlike on Big Brother."

Paul, Ash, and Derek are throwing Socks at each other.

Paul: "Put a sock in it Ash."

Paul starts throwing the Sock towards Ash.

Ash: "Very funny sunshine. Now take this puppet."

Ash, Derek, and Paul all end up tiring out after an hour has gone by as they was running out of Sock puns to use.

12:43 AM

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "I'm not liking Thomas at the moment, I know it's only Launch Night but he has a bad attitude, comes across as arrogant, and the way that he leers at Scarlett is disgusting, if he was my Son I'd have slapped him by now."

House Watcher: "Do you think that your relationship with Thomas will change for the better?"

Diana: "I honestly don't think so, no."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone that you like so far?"

Diana: "Well Ash is gorgeous, Derek seems like a nice guy, Paul seems like he'll be up for a laugh, Michael seems nice, Rachel seems nice, and Scarlett seems okay."

House Watcher: "Who do you think will win?"

Diana: "Paul I suspect, or Ash."

The end of episode 1.

I know it's not as long as a BB episode, but I will try to keep a nice length to them, I promise.