[Mystic Mock]

8:45 AM

Housemates are getting up out of bed.

Paul opens up his suitcase to get some clothes out to find that alot of them is missing due to him flushing them down the Toilet last night.

Paul: "Where's my clothes gone?"

Justine goes up to Paul.

Justine: "Excuse me!?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in the suitcase."

Tracey comes over to Justine and Paul.

Tracey: "What's going on?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in my suitcase."

Tracey: "Are you sure that somebody isn't washing them?"

Paul: "No they was in here last night, has anyone been over here last night that you can think of?"

Justine and Tracey both say no.

Darnell goes into the Toilet to discover the clothes in the dirty Toilet.

Darnell: "Who's idea was this?"

Paul, Justine, and Tracey all go into the Toilet.

Darnell: "Was it one of you guys!?"

Darnell looking furious.

Paul: "No but these are my clothes."

Darnell: "So someone deliberately threw your clothes in the Toilet?"

Paul starts crying making everyone in the Toilet with him feel terrible.

Darnell: "Who would be so cruel?"

Tracey: "I think it's just a prank gone wrong, I bet it was Thomas or Ash that did it."

Justine: "Darnell me and you should go into the Diary Room to ask the House Watcher who did this to Paul."

Darnell: "It's for the best as we need to get cleaning appliances to get his clothes out properly."

Justine: "Stay with Paul, Tracey."

Darnell and Justine run into the Diary Room.

Ash and Thomas are in the Living Room which isn't far away from the Diary Room.

Ash: "What's going on with them two?"

Thomas: "She's probably off giving him a blowjob."

Ash and Thomas both start laughing.

Darnell and Justine are in the Diary Room.

Justine: "House Watcher you have footage of what happened to Paul's clothes don't you?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Justine: "So you know who put his clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Darnell: "Hurry this up I need a ****."

Darnell looking uncomfortable on the Diary Room seat.

Justine: "So can you tell me who put Paul's clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "House Watcher will supply Paul with new clothes."

Justine: "That doesn't answer my question."

House Watcher: "House Watcher cannot grass up people's actions in the game, unless it's about discussing nominations."

Darnell: "Can you at least give us a Toilet Brush that actually works?"

Darnell pulling strained facial expressions.

House Watcher: "The Toilet Brush that the House Watcher has supplied you is sufficient enough."

Darnell: "Well I beg to differ."

Darnell struggling to hold his Poo in.

Justine: "You're very nebulous House Watcher, give us some clearer details about what happened to Paul's clothes, you're letting bullies get off with bad behaviour otherwise."

Darnell: "Yeah you're being nebubus."

Justine: "It's nebulous."

Darnell: "And that."

The Diary Room went silent for a whole minute.

Justine: "Forget it they're not gonna help us, let's go Darnell."

Darnell: "I feel like I'm having a pregnancy."

Justine: "Oh you're so wrong."

Darnell and Justine come back out of the Diary Room to Paul arguing on Samantha and Sayid.

Justine: "What's going on?"

Samantha: "This idiot is defending Sayid who keeps calling me woman instead of my actual name all because he thinks I destroyed his clothes."

Paul: "You was the last person I can think of who was near my Suitcase last night."

Sayid: "And Samantha is my inferior, she should cook my meals for me, and wash my clothes."

Samantha: "**** off Sayid."

Sayid: "Don't tell me to **** off you stupid ****ing ****."

Paul: "You need to respect Sayid's culture alot more Samantha."

Samantha: "You're honestly saying that to me after he just called me the C word? You're being seriously pathetic today Paul."

Paul: "Excuse me! How would you like having your clothes flushed down the Toilet!?"

Sayid: "Leave the slut to her own devices."

Darnell: "Hey! That's not okay Sayid."

Sayid: "Oh look the Coconut's speaking."

Darnell: "If you're not careful I'll poo on you."

Justine: "Everybody calm down!"

Justine's voice bellowed across the whole house.

Justine: "Paul you shouldn't be taking out your frustrations on Samantha. Sayid your whole attitude needs to change in this house, and Samantha don't bite so easily."

Paul starts crying making everybody feel awful.

Paul: "You're right Justine, I'm sorry Samantha for the way that I've talked to you."

He then runs to Samantha who gives him a hug.

Samantha: "It's okay Paul, it's Sayid who I have an issue with."

Sayid: "Let's put aside our differences for a second, who do we think has done this to Paul?"

Tracey comes into the Living Room.

Tracey: "I personally think that Thomas did a prank gone wrong as he's saw Paul's reaction and is too scared to come forward, his face when I told him what had happened was a face of fear."

11:34 AM

Diana is in the Diary Room to collect the task sheet.

Diana then comes out of the Diary Room and into the Living Room to read the rules of the task to the whole house.

Diana: "Okay the rules this week are as followed. Housemates will hold have their feet on the bottom bar, and their hands on top of the top bar, they'll be silver if anyone is interested in the details. The task will be setup in the Garden, and whoever is the last to fall off the bar will be immune from this week's eviction."

The whole house has gasped.

Thomas shouts out this sentence to Ash and Scarlett.

Thomas: "So one of us better win this then."

The task has been setup, the Housemates are ready.

12:26 PM

Darnell, Ash, and Scarlett have already fell off the bars.

Thomas is struggling.

Thomas: "****ing hell I thought that I'd do better at this."

Ash: "Just don't focus on the task, think of the happiest time in your life."

Thomas: "That would be me wanking off to Scarlett."

Everyone went silent for a second, you could've heard a pin drop.

Ash: "Sure, I was thinking about not shouting it out for everyone to hear."

12:51 PM

Derek and Rachel have both fallen off.

Darnell: "Not bad for old farts."

Darnell starts laughing.

Derek: "There's still some life in us old dogs yet, even Sayid is fighting for immunity quite well."

Sandy slips off not long afterwards.

Michael: "That's bad luck Sandy."

Sandy looks pissed off.

2:11 PM

Sayid, Justine, Tracey, and Kieran have fallen off. Leaving just Michael, Thomas, Diana, Lois, Samantha, and Paul still in the race for immunity.

Thomas: "I can't hold on much longer."

Thomas falls off the bars.

Diana: "I give up to."

Diana falls off the bars.

Paul: "We're dropping off like it's Saw."

Lois falls off the bars.

Paul: "What the hell is going on?"

5:45 PM

Michael, Paul, and Samantha are still holding onto the bars.

Rachel: "We're gonna be here all day and night at this rate."

Rachel increasingly getting frustrated.

Paul drops off the bars.

Michael: "Are you happy Rachel!?"

Rachel looks awkward on her seat after Michael's comment.

6:27 PM

Michael falls off and Samantha has won immunity.

They all run over to Samantha to wish her congratulations.

House Watcher: "Samantha, you have won immunity from this week's eviction."

Samantha: "Yes."

House Watcher: "Now you get two choices."

Everyone looks nervous after that comment.

House Watcher: "You give yourself a nice takeaway of your choice, or you can go for the luxury shopping budget to give everybody a treat. It's up to you Samantha."

To be continued in Episode 4.