[Mystic Mock]

10:00 PM

Sayid has just been evicted. And all of the Housemates are still in the Living Room.

Scarlett: "Well done Thomas."

Thomas: "Thanks."

Darnell: "Are you glad to see that you're not hated?"

Thomas: "Well I beat Sayid, let's not get carried away, I'm probably the most hated now that his gone."

Paul: "The norm for Reality TV Shows is for the public to hate a girl the most."

Scarlett then starts singing these lyrics.

Scarlett: "Hey Brother! There's an endless road to rediscover."

Thomas then starts singing.

Thomas: "Hey Sister! Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker."

Darnell: "It's definitely gonna be Scarlett."

Scarlett then starts blushing.

Diana: "Just to change the subject. Are we gonna go back into our huddle?"

The rest of the Housemates go "yes."

11:12 PM

The Housemates are in the Living Room.

Paul: "This plan is stupid."

Thomas: "I really agree at this point, there's no purpose to this."

Diana: "I get what Kieran is doing."

Samantha: "Is that to drive us all insane?"

Kieran: "It will work, trust me."

Thomas: "Whatever you're thinking of hasn't worked at this point, what makes you think that it'll work now?"

Derek: "Just give him a chance?"

Rachel: "Oh the old man speaks again."

Derek: "You're older than me Rachel remember?"

Rachel goes quiet.

Paul sneezes in Michael's face.

Michael: "What the **** was that!? You did that on purpose!"

Paul: "No I didn't."

Michael picks up a plate and then throws it towards Paul which just misses Paul.

Paul: "Control your temper!"

Michael goes right up into Paul's face.

Michael: "Do not ever sneeze in my face again do you ****ing understand!? You are causing trouble in really personal ways and you've just shown that you're the one that's being malevolent to all of us in here."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room.

Michael runs up the stairs.

Michael is in the Diary Room.

Michael: "What!"

Michael shouted furiously.

House Watcher: "At 11:15 PM, Paul sneezed into your face."

Michael: "Yeah."

House Watcher: "You then responded with throwing a plate in Paul's direction, you then also squared up to Paul's face and said "do not ever sneeze in my face again do you ****ing understand!?" do you understand why this can be construed as violent behaviour?"

Michael: "Yes I do, and to be honest he was lucky that it was to me and not someone like Diana or Kieran who would've killed him for doing that to them."

House Watcher: "Well Michael as of this moment you are on your first and final warning, if we have to reprimand you again you'll be removed, do you understand?"

Michael: "Yes."

House Watcher: "You can now go."

Michael: "Not until I guarantee that you'll give a warning to Paul."

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will speak to Paul about this."

Michael: "He deliberately sneezed in my face, remember that or I can easily sue."

House Watcher: "You can now leave the Diary Room, Michael."

Michael: "Thank you."

Michael comes out of the Diary Room.

Darnell: "You don't do that Paul, it's disgusting."

Paul: "I can do what I want, I'm sick and tired of people being suspicious of me all of the time when I've done nothing but be nice to everyone in here."

Paul storms off into the Bedroom.

Darnell: "The thing is he can't go off doing that, if he did that in real life he'd have been knocked out."

Diana: "Michael does need to not lose his temper like that though."

Michael: "How would you like it if you was deliberately used as tissue?"

Diana: "I think you're not."

Michael cut her across.

Michael: "I don't need to understand what you're saying, he deliberately sneezed in my face, and I rightfully responded, I expect to see Paul ejected otherwise I'll proudly make his life in here a living hell until I'm evicted."

Tracey: "I think it's best to calm down Michael as think about what you're saying?"

Rachel: "Bullying is fun."

Michael: "Oh he just bullied me, so why shouldn't I get him back?"

Diana: "Maybe because two wrongs don't make a right?"

Michael: "Not that stupid saying again."

Kieran: "Look, I think that people are being harsh on Michael here, if I was sneezed on by anybody, I'd literally grab them by the throat and not let go."

Diana: "It's not being harsh to not want to see him get ejected because he got angry in the heat of the moment."

Thomas: "I'm with Darnell, Michael, and Kieran on this one, you can't go around sneezing in someone's face on purpose and then play the victim in it all like he was doing just there. We all also know why he did that move on Michael aswell and that's because he has been the Prankster all along, he also knows that Michael doesn't like Germs and he cruelly exploited a weakness of Michael's knowing that he would react."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran: "I knew that the Prankster wouldn't be able to handle being huddled in a group for too long."

Paul walks into the Living Room.

Paul: "I hope that you're happy Michael."

Michael: "You sneezed on me, not the other way around. You brought it on yourself."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "At 11:14 PM you sneezed in Michael's face."

Paul: "Yes."

House Watcher: "That is invading Michael's personal space, and a risk of giving Michael an illness. Do you understand the consequences of your actions?"

Paul: "I'm sorry that I've given Michael a Cold."

House Watcher: "Therefore Paul you'll be on your first warning, do you understand?"

Paul: "Yes."

Paul is out of the Diary Room.

Rachel: "How did it go?"

Paul: "The House Watcher is giving me a gold medal for what I did."

Thomas: "Are you serious?"

Darnell: "Are you serious?"

Thomas: "Why?"

Scarlett grabs onto his shoulder.

Scarlett: "Oh honey."

12:35 AM

Justine is in the Diary Room.

Justine: "I can't believe that it was Paul that was the Prankster, I mean he was one of my top guesses, but he behaved really badly tonight to try and cover it up as he was hoping that we'd all be distracted by his argument with Michael to stop the huddle. We have stopped the huddle but not for the reasons that he wanted."

House Watcher: "How do you perceive the Michael and Paul after the fight?"

Justine: "Well Paul I have a really low opinion of now, he didn't just call Sandy a ***** and frame Scarlett for it, but he also tried to destroy our food supply, and the worst for me is the fact that he sneezed in Michael's face. And with Michael whilst he didn't react the way that the public more than likely wanted him to react, he actually reacted the way that I personally would've reacted if it was done to me, so I do have some pity for the guy."

The End of Episode 8.