[Lauren]

I'm gonna say my grandma on this one (despite having 3 evil horrible older brothers!)

The evidence?

She constantly calls me fat.
She criticises my hair for being too long, so when I get it cut she says "I liked it long".
She judges everyone straight away.
If someone tells her something is "popular" she immediately agrees and therefore demands that I like it, so I'm popular.
She goes "hmm" when I tell her I've done something good, it obviously doesn't meet her standards.
She casts a critical eye over every single thing I do, and instead of telling me I've done something wrong she passively says "You should've done this..."
She criticises my physical appearance, then compliments me a second later. GRR.

But she's still... slightly... lovely.