[Mystic Mock]

8:54 AM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

Scarlett: "I really can't express how grateful I am to still be here, I honestly thought that I was gonna go by a large margin. So the fact that I'm still here with Thomas is a nice feeling."

House Watcher: "Do you think that you'll win this week's Immunity Task?"

Scarlett: "I think it's gonna be hard to stop Samantha at the moment."

Scarlett starts laughing.

Michael, Thomas, Derek, Darnell, Samantha, Kieran, and Justine are all in the Smoking Area.

Michael: "Is it just me who thinks that this country needs to be more like Japan on it's Pornography laws?"

Darnell: "What the hell does Japan do with their Pornography?"

Michael: "Well I don't watch the stuff, but they have an animated Porn industry called Hentai and it can consist of stuff like Tentacle Porn and Lolicon which is adults that look like children."

Darnell: "Then no way should we take that road."

Michael: "I personally believe that it would make people less likely to commit certain crimes if the UK was more willing to let people unleash out virtually."

Justine: "There have been studies shown that watching or playing violent stuff can make you become more likely to be violent."

Michael: "Explain how Japan have one of the lowest crime rates in the world?"

Darnell: "But you can't just put that down to them being less strict on Porn?"

Michael: "But their Animes are allowed to be more violent aswell, if people get to see this sort of stuff happening virtually, then they won't feel the need to act out in real life."

Derek: "I do see your point, but if people have to use violent Porn and Anime to not hurt someone then they're an animal in my opinion."

Samantha: "I can kind of see Michael's point to be honest, it would at least be worth a try."

Michael: "Thank you Samantha!"

Samantha: "You're most certainly welcome."

Thomas & Kieran: "You two can't possibly be serious!?"

Samantha: "Why not?"

Thomas: "You're talking about legalising Porn that has children having sex, that's sick in the ****ing head!"

Michael: "They look like children, they aren't children."

Kieran: "That just makes it so much better."

Kieran says sarcastically.

Derek: "You've definitely created World War 3 here Michael."

Michael: "Well I just think that it's important to try and not restrict people on what they can view, otherwise how are you going to get people come forward aswell if somehow a real rape happens in one of these occasions?"

Darnell: "How likely is that to happen though?"

Michael: "It still could though."

10:41 AM

Kieran is going naked in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "I like my dingaling, my dingaling."

Kieran starts waving his penis around the house.

Kieran: "My dingaling loves Sindy."

Diana comes into the Diary Room.

Diana: "What are you doing?"

Kieran: "Playing with my dingaling, do you wanna try it?"

Diana: "**** off! You rude boy."

Kieran: "Okay, suit yourself."

Diana walks out into the Living Room with Paul, Ash, and Scarlett.

Diana: "Did you hear what that idiot said to me!?"

Scarlett: "He's just having a laugh to be fair. You need to lighten up."

Diana: "He asked me if I wanted to try playing with his dingaling, we're not all like you Scarlett and say yes."

Ash starts laughing.

Scarlett: "Speak to me how you want Diana, but I think that you're an embarrassment considering you're a 45 year old woman speaking to someone 17 years younger than yourself like that, you wouldn't speak to your Daughter like that would you?"

Diana: "No, but you're not my Daughter."

Scarlett: "Well picture it as another 45 year old woman speaking to your Daughter like that."

Diana: "What's your next card huh?"

Thomas comes into the Living Room, as does Kieran fully naked.

Thomas: "What on earth is going on in here!?"

Kieran: "Diana's being a boring bitch."

Thomas: "Kieran The Naturist, I like it."

Diana: "I'm surprised that you know what a naturist is Thomas."

Scarlett: "Do not speak to him like that!"

Diana: "What are you gonna do?"

Kieran: "Sayid can't take it any longer."

Ash: "Sayid?"

Kieran: "Yeah, he lives on in this house through my penis."

Ash: "Cool, mine will be called Rachel."

Ash takes his Trousers and Pants off and decides to wave his penis around just like Kieran.

Diana: "What am I living with?"

Ash and Kieran start doing Irish dancing around the Living Room.

Thomas: "Just liven up you boring bitch. All you ever do is moan at everyone."

Kieran: "True dat."

Ash and Kieran continue the Irish dancing.

Diana: "Not everybody thinks that juvenile humour is funny."

Thomas: "You rarely ever let loose on anything! You seem to think that being miserable 24/7 is the way to go."

Diana: "I'm only miserable around you Thomas because I don't like you, hell I doubt that if Scarlett even genuinely likes you and just isn't using you just because she likes dick."

Thomas: "Do not talk about her like that, people will be watching this at home and will associate her as something that she's not all because you keep making suggestive comments about her."

Diana: "She had sex on TV, she's a slut."

Thomas: "No she isn't, a slut is someone that sleeps with loads of people. And the last time that I checked I was also having sex on TV but I've noticed that you've not called me a slut."

Diana: "You are a slut!"

6:36 PM

The argument continues.

Diana: "You have made me cry over the last week as you're behaviour has made me feel isolated."

Thomas: "But that wasn't my intention, you just wouldn't hang out with anyone. In particular the last few days you've been really quiet, almost like you've not even been in the house."

Diana: "Because I've considered nearly leaving because I'm clearly not welcome here."

Thomas: "Me and Scarlett have been the ones that have been nominated for eviction, you so far haven't so how can you feel isolated?"

Diana: "Nobody likes me very much, and I will definitely be up this week."

Scarlett: "You don't know that for certain."

Diana starts bursting into tears.

Thomas and Scarlett both go to hug Diana.

Scarlett: "If you do go up for eviction then we'll be here for you, okay?"

Diana: "Yes."

Kieran is singing outside to Sandy and Derek, whilst being fully naked.

Kieran: "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes, I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off."

Darnell and Lois are in the Bathroom.

Darnell: "Kieran has a nice dick."

Lois: "Are you gay?"

Darnell: "Yeah, why?"

Lois: "Oh nothing, it's just you've never said."

Darnell: "Because it's not that bigger deal to me to be honest, it's something that I'll say when something like Kieran's dick happens."

Lois: "You do realise that he is 18?"

Darnell: "I don't care, I'll take the role of Cougar of the house."

Derek goes into the Diary Room.

Derek: "Just when you think that Rachel going was gonna make a more harmonious house you then get Michael, Kieran, Ash, Thomas, Scarlett, and Diana all creating more drama and crazy antics. I mean I just had Kieran singing Nelly to me outside fully naked, no pants or anything."

Derek starts laughing.

House Watcher: "Was Kieran fully naked a sight to behold."

Derek: "You could say that, yep."

12:33 AM

Kieran starts jumping on the Beds whilst the Housemates are trying to sleep.

Lois: "Can you please not do that Kieran?"

Kieran: "This is all a dream."

Lois: "No it isn't."

Samantha: "Has he got clothes on this time?"

Kieran: "Do you wanna find out Samantha?"

Lois: "Go to bed Kieran."

Samantha: "I wouldn't mind Kieran, but the cameras."

Kieran runs out of the Bedroom.

Lois: "Our little rebel has ran off."

Samantha: "Despite being an idiot I can't help but like him."

Michael: "I think that Kieran will win this."

The end of Episode 16.