[Mystic Mock]

9:23 AM

The Housemates are sitting in the Living Room ready to nominate.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Ash please come to the Diary Room."

Ash goes to the Diary Room.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He clearly doesn't like me and I only want to talk to people that want to talk to me in here. My second nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves me alone, and the thing that's wrong about it is that if I was hunting her down like this the Housemates would've nominated me in the first week, yet Sandy has yet to face eviction. It just shows you how unfair life can be on men when it comes to sexual advances."

Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Ash has left the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell comes to the Diary Room.

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Justine. She seems to take a funny to everything that I say, she took a funny to when I rightfully stood up to Paul for taking my Cola, and yesterday she took a funny to my answer about what I do for a living, not everyone loves to go into in-depth conversations about their personal life and she needs to accept that. My second nomination is for Michael. He tried to say about legalising animated Porn of children having sex aswell as animated Beastiality Porn, I normally like Michael, but this is the sickest comment that I've heard anyone come out with all series, and that is my reason for why I'm nominating Michael this week."

Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1
Sandy 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Derek please come to the Diary Room."

Derek comes in the Diary Room.

Derek: "My first nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves Ash alone, this week in particular is getting really disturbing, she'll sit on his lap in the Toilet, she'll deliberately show off her Vagina right in front of his face and tell him to and I quote "suck it" she's not sane in my view, and for her own good she needs to go sooner rather than later. My second nomination is for Diana. The stuff that she has called Scarlett has been disgusting and should not really be being branded about on National TV, there's wanting to be a big character, and then there's being a bitch, and Diana falls into the latter."

Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room."

Diana enters the Diary Room.

Diana: "My first nomination is for Kieran. Everything about him this week grates on my nerves, the way he talks, the way he breathes, the way he walks, the way he smiles, the way that he has to jump on the beds every single day, just put him out of his misery and vote him out on eviction night. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I don't really approve of the stuff that she's done in the house personally."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine enters the Diary Room.

Justine: "My first nomination is for Thomas. All he does is talk about sex, he even rudely made a joke about Sandy yesterday wanting to give a blowjob to Michael, he is completely juvenile it's not even remotely funny. My second nomination is for Darnell. I've noticed recently that Darnell has a serious attitude problem, The way that he reacted to me yesterday when I spoke to him about his job was beyond hostile, maybe I'm overreacting, but I didn't like how awkward he made me feel."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran enters the Diary Room.

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett a couple of days ago was really disgusting, you'd expect a guy to make such sexist comments like that not another woman who is old enough to know better, but then again she does work for a party that only has one policy so what do you expect really? My second nomination is for Paul. His trying to hide under the radar this week, but he doesn't fool me, I still know what he is like and whilst I respect his game, I do not want to give him the chance to get back into it."

Diana 2
Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Kieran leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois enters the Diary Room.

Lois: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett was really cruel, I know that they've made up now, but she was still really cruel in that argument I really can't stress it enough at how disgusted I was with Diana in that argument. My second nomination is for Kieran. Me and Kieran just don't have much in common, it's nothing personal against the kid, that's all it is."

Diana 3
Kieran 3
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Lois leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael enters the Diary Room.

Michael: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett just shows you how unlikable that this woman really is. She also never has any fun with the rest of us. My second nomination is for Paul. I will never like Paul after he deliberately sneezed in my face, he can try and change tactic all he likes, but I will remember that from him for the rest of the time that we spend with each other in this house."

Diana 4
Kieran 3
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul: "My first nomination is for Thomas. He completely repulses me, the only interesting thing about this dude is how his parents ever let him roam around outside on his own as his clearly mentally challenged, the guy should go for all of our sakes. My second nomination is for Kieran. Again so thick that I don't get how he is allowed to be in here with all of us intelligent adults."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Sandy. We just don't speak very often, and her behaviour around Ash is extremely uncomfortable considering he keeps telling her to stop following him around. My second nomination is for Tracey. Tracey tries to play it safe with what she says I tend to find, I've noticed it with Derek aswell but he is immune this week. But yeah Tracey kinda bothers me for not ever rocking the boat with anything that she says, not every opinion is gonna be universal and she needs to own that more in my view."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Paul 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Tracey 1

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy enters the Diary Room.

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. I just don't like Scarlett, I can't quite explain why, but she just annoys me, and Diana was right when calling Scarlett a slut. My second nomination is for Thomas. He said to me yesterday that I want to suck Michael's dick just because I was nice to Michael in a conversation to do with the Graffiti Task I think it was. He is arrogant and he needs to be brought down a peg or two."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Tracey 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Diana. I've accepted her apology, but she's given me a reason and that's for a couple of days ago when she called me a slut all for defending Kieran's right to play with his penis. My second nomination is for Michael. Michael is too weird for my tastes, I just have nothing in common with him. He also can stink out the Toilet alot too."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Tracey 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Paul. He can't be trusted, he is radar dodging and he needs to go before he thinks that he can stir the pot again. My second nomination is for Samantha. She supports Foxhunting which I think is disgusting, to me it shows what kind of person that she is which is a coldhearted person who would murder innocent animals in the most sadistic way imaginable, not to mention the poor hounds who get badly mistreated so that they'll rip the Foxes throat out. And she supports this."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey enters the Diary Room.

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She makes me incredibly uncomfortable with her attachment to Thomas, it's been like this for three weeks and she doesn't socialise with anybody else, it's worrying in my opinion. My second nomination is for Michael. He is a strange kid, that's all I can say, he moans at people getting addicted to Mobile Phones yet he can get addicted to Video Games, and if anybody dares to push him on it he would have a fit like all Video Gamers do when anyone questions how normal it is to be that addicted to a Video Game."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Michael 3
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Scarlett 3
Thomas 3
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

4:15 PM

Justine, Lois, Sandy, and Tracey are in the Living Room.

Justine: "It's starting to get quite boring in here isn't it?"

Tracey: "I'm still okay."

Justine: "What about you two?"

Sandy: "I'm getting bored, there's not many people to talk to in here that will take me seriously."

Lois: "I'm struggling with Diana at the moment, she's really annoying me."

Justine: "Diana is very hostile I've noticed around most people."

Sandy: "I've noticed Diana try to get better the last couple of days to be fair."

Lois: "It's too late with me I'm afraid."

Ash and Kieran are in the Garden.

Kieran: "Why are you calling me weird for liking Ed Sheeran?"

Ash: "Because it is unusual for a guy to like Ed Sheeran, I'm not meaning it as a dig, but it's true."

Kieran: "You're trying to have a dig at me aren't you?"

Ash: "Why would you think that? I'm just expressing my opinion on a singer that you like."

Kieran: "You never expressed your opinion though, you're just trying to insinuate that I'm gay and basically take the piss out of gay people."

Ash: "You really are jumping to conclusions here."

Kieran sees Derek coming over.

Kieran: "Derek! What would you say to Ash thinking that it's weird that I like Ed Sheeran because I'm a guy?"

Derek: "That his telling the truth? Most guys don't like Ed Sheeran."

Kieran: "Where has this study come from Derek? Out of your ass by any chance?"

Derek: "No, just actually listening to who likes and dislikes Ed Sheeran more on average."

Ash: "Why do you care anyway? If you like him is that gonna change just because most of your own gender doesn't?"

Kieran: "You're twisting tactic on me now Ash huh? Very clever."

Ash: "I'm not doing anything!"

Kieran: "I've had enough of this."

Kieran goes inside.

Ash: "I honestly did nothing wrong."

Derek: "I know, his just being insecure, people tend to forget that his only 18."

8:43 PM

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "I just want to say that I know that I'm very likely to be nominated this week, but I am really grateful to be here, and if it comes to the end of the road for me this week then I can say that I've been proud of myself for how I've treated people in here and that I stuck it out till it was time for me to go."

The end of Episode 18.

This week it's a double eviction. And you're nominees are Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw. Who goes? You decide.