[Mystic Mock]

8:35 AM

The Housemates are getting up out of the Bedroom.

The baby alarm is still going off.

Darnell starts jumping on Ash's bed to wake him up.

Ash: "Don't do that Darnell! It's irritating."

Darnell: "As are you for not waking up."

Darnell jumps off the bed.

Tracey: "Am I the only one thinking that this House needs some new blood?"

Kieran: "No I'm liking how it is at the moment, I wouldn't want someone walking in and beating off an original Housemate that has been in since the start."

Ash: "We got your point Kieran when you said original."

Kieran: "I might make an exception for you Ash."

Lois: "Oh come on not again!"

Kieran: "Don't worry I've said my piece on the matter."

Ash: "Same here."

Lois: "Good."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I honestly think that Ash has been broken. I don't know what's going on the last few days, but ever since people had finished nominating this week he has turned into an obnoxious dickhead, he has been everything that I thought that he'd be. That's why I'm gonna teach him a lesson tonight with one of my pranks to show him how you really play the game and not ride off of your looks."

9:45 AM

Lois, Justine, Tracey, Scarlett, and Samantha are in the Living Room.

Lois: "So who do you all fancy in the house?"

Justine: "I like Thomas. No offense Scarlett."

Scarlett: "It's okay."

Lois: "What about you Scarlett?"

Scarlett: "Thomas."

Lois: "Away from Thomas?"

Scarlett: "Then I'd say probably Darnell."

Lois: "Yeah Darnell is quite nice. I think that I like Ash the most though."

Tracey: "Me too."

Lois: "What about you Samantha?"

Samantha: "Kieran for me, he has much more my kind of attitude and I like blonde haired men."

Lois: "I actually wouldn't have guessed that from you."

Tracey: "Kieran definitely had a big dick."

All of the girls start laughing.

Kieran, Michael, Thomas, and Sandy are all dancing around like Ballerina's.

Michael: "I'm starting to feel dizzy."

Kieran: "Just keep going."

They carry on dancing like Ballerina's.

Ash and Derek are in the Smoking Area.

Derek: "So name your top 10 Movies of all time?"

Ash: "For me it'd go as number 1 High School Musical 1. Number 2 would be West Side Story. Number 3 would be An American In Paris. Number 4 would be Singin In The Rain. Number 5 would be Grease. Number 6 would be Beauty And The Beast. Number 7 would be Monsters, Inc. Number 8 would be the first Twilight Film, Number 9 would be The Fault In Our Stars. And Number 10 will go to The Notebook. What's your top 10 Films?"

Derek: "Number 1 will go to Saw 1. Number 2 will go to Saw 2. Number 3 will go to Saw 3. Number 4 will go to 28 Days Later. Number 5 will go to The Rats 2002 TV Movie, it's incredibly underrated imo. Number 6 will go to Armageddon. Number 7 will go to Garfield 1. Number 8 will go to Saw 4. Number 9 will go to Garfield 2. And Number 10 will go to Underworld."

Ash: "I'd say that our lists were different to most people's."

Derek: "Who cares? What's your top TV Show ever made?"

Ash: "I think that I liked Gilmore Girls as it done a great mix of Comedy and Drama. And the Lorelai and Rory relationship was such good fun to watch."

Derek: "I didn't mind Gilmore Girls actually, but I don't know if you'll know this show as the network in America cancelled it in it's first season during the 90's, but I really loved American Gothic."

Ash: "Oh yeah I remember my parents loving American Gothic."

Derek: "It had great Horror tones to itself, and Caleb was a great character in the show, much better than you'd expect."

Ash: "I might check it out at some point."

Derek: "You really should."

Michael comes over.

Derek: "What's your favourite TV Show Michael?"

Michael: "Umm... Probably a Japanese Sci-Fi Show called Clone Baby, it also has Psychological Thriller elements to itself if you like that sort of thing."

Ash: "Derek was just telling me about a show in the 90's called American Gothic."

Michael: "Oh I remember my parents used to watch American Gothic."

Derek: "What did they think of it?"

Michael: "They liked it, especially my Mother."

Ash: "So who's your favourite character in Clone Baby?"

Michael: "It's finished now as Japan don't like their shows going on too long, but I liked a character called Kazuma Aoyagi."

Derek: "What other types of Japanese shows do you watch?"

Michael: "I watch alot of Asian Shows, they're mainly Sci-Fi though as that's my genre, I really liked Secret Investigation Record which is Korean made. I really enjoy the Kamen Rider series, especially Kamen Rider OOO. And I've watched Nanase Futatabi. Psychometrer Eiji. And Pandamen."

Derek: "Interesting."

The Garden goes silent.

4:33 PM

Darnell and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Michael is in the Toilet.

And Paul is mixing Tooth Paste in with a bottle of Beer in the Bedroom.

Paul: "This is for you Ash."

Paul then places the bottle back on the floor beside Ash's bed.

Darnell and Lois are still in the Kitchen.

Darnell: "Can you pass me the Cookies, please?"

Lois: "Sure."

Darnell: "Thanks."

Darnell walks out of the Kitchen and sees Paul laughing.

Darnell: "What's going on? Have you done something?"

Paul: "You could say that."

Paul carries on laughing.

Darnell: "What is it?"

Paul: "Just wait and see."

10:48 PM

Ash goes into the Bedroom and takes his bottle of Beer and drinks out of it.

Ash is spitting the drink out on the floor.

Ash: "Who the **** has done this!? Was it you Kieran."

Kieran: "Don't point at me, and no it wasn't me, I'm not that childish."

Ash: "Like anyone believes that."

Darnell: "There's only one proven prankster in this place, and he was laughing all afternoon about something that he'd done."

Ash: "Paul you didn't?"

Paul: "I like pranks, and besides there's plenty more of those bottles for yourself."

Ash: "I don't care, don't mess around with my drink, understand me?"

Paul: "I do sir."

Paul says sarcastically.

Ash runs up to Paul and punches him in the face.

Lois runs up to protect Paul.

Lois: "What the hell Ash!?"

Ash: "I'm sure that you've got your wish Paul and Kieran, well done."

Ash starts clapping them sarcastically.

Kieran: "Hold on! I didn't do anything to you to get yourself ejected, and besides you should keep your temper in check."

Ash: "**** off Kieran!"

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Ash please come to the Diary Room."

Ash: "Don't speak to me anymore Kieran, do you understand me?"

Kieran: "Fine."

Ash enters the Diary Room.

Ash: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "Ash, at 10:50 PM you punched Paul in the face."

Ash: "Yep."

House Watcher: "The House Watcher doesn't tolerate violent behaviour so we have no choice but to remove you from The House. Do you understand?"

Ash: "Yes, but I don't get why Paul isn't in trouble for putting Tooth Paste in my Beer?"

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will put you in a separate room for tonight, but once you pack your bags tomorrow Morning you will leave."

Ash: "I understand."

Kieran: "That was all over a bit of Tooth Paste going in his Beer. He is a joke and I hope that he gets ejected for what he did to Paul."

Lois: "Are you happy Paul that you finally got someone thrown out of the house?"

Paul: "I'm not fussed if that's what you want my answer to be?"

Derek: "I think that it's best that we all try and get some rest tonight. Good night."

They all say good night to each other.

This week we have got Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw up for eviction this week. Who goes? You decide.