[Mystic Mock]

9:30 AM

Ash is allowed to come back into the house to collect his things. The other Housemates have been cordoned off to the Garden.

Derek: "I can't believe that he got himself thrown out."

Thomas: "He showed his true colours when he went for Scarlett and Sandy the way he did."

Derek: "I don't think that Ash's a bad guy, I just think that some people in here love targeting one person and turning them into the villain. Eventually it will come to these people's turns though and they won't like being singled out."

Paul: "Ash has never been nominated though."

Derek: "You got him ejected Paul, that's worse."

Paul: "The last time that I checked I didn't make him throw a punch at me, and the fact that he tried to get Kieran involved just because he doesn't like Kieran shows him up for how petulant he is."

Lois: "Can people please be nice about Ash as his friend is right here that you're slagging him off to."

Paul: "I honestly don't care, he enabled Ash's behaviour to grow rather than telling him off for bad behaviour."

Derek: "So you're blaming me for Ash's behaviour and not at all towards yourself? I honestly don't think that you understand how horrible your prank was which makes you tragic."

Paul starts laughing.

Derek: "Keep doing that Paul, it just makes you look silly."

Darnell: "When are we getting out of here?"

Samantha: "Soon I think Darnell."

11:14 AM

Michael, Kieran, Paul, Thomas, and Scarlett are in the Living Room.

Paul: "I honestly can't believe that I got the blame for Ash punching me."

Michael: "I think that you wound up the situation, but yeah Ash had no right to punch you over it."

Scarlett: "I just think that he needed to keep his temper in check, he let everything get to him in these last few days, and it's ashame as I quite liked him."

Paul: "I didn't mind the guy too much either, he was a bit arrogant for my tastes, but overall I thought that he was harmless, clearly I was wrong."

Thomas: "I can't believe that I ever liked Ash, his behaviour was really horrible the last few days."

Scarlett: "I honestly don't think that Ash is a bad person Thomas, he just went stir crazy in this place like we've all been at points during these first few weeks, and it's only going to get worse."

Michael: "I agree with Scarlett."

Kieran pulls a face at Michael.

Michael: "I don't think that Ash is a bad person, do you have a problem with that Kieran?"

Kieran: "He tried putting me involved with Paul's prank, the guy's a jerk."

Michael: "But you wasn't exactly a saint to him either."

Kieran: "Because he always put himself above everyone else in here."

Derek and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Derek: "I can't believe that so many people in here had an issue with Ash."

Lois: "We all have issues with each other I think, it's just that it's cool to go for Ash at the moment because he just got thrown out, just ignore it."

Derek: "What was your opinion of Ash?"

Lois: "He was alright to me so I didn't mind him. He did however suffer from some arrogance issues with the rest of the guys in the house I felt."

Derek: "How come I never noticed it?"

Lois: "Because you're 53 years old so are not in competition with the younger guys in the house like Ash, Thomas, Kieran, and Paul are. Only Michael didn't seem to feel it as much."

Derek: "Michael comes off as Asexual to me."

Lois: "What's Asexual mean?"

Derek: "It means having no sexual attraction to anybody."

Lois starts laughing.

Lois: "You're joking right?"

Derek: "No I'm deadly serious."

Lois continues laughing which makes Derek start laughing.

Sandy, Samantha, and Darnell are in the Bedroom.

Sandy: "You know Michael?"

Darnell: "Yes we do."

Sandy: "Well he shares the same name as my Dad, and even looks like him when he was younger."

Samantha: "Yeah?"

Sandy: "Well have you ever heard of Michael Fitz?"

Darnell: "No."

Samantha: "Yes weren't he the one that beat up his children?"

Sandy: "Yes and I'm his Daughter."

Darnell and Samantha are in shock.

Samantha: "Are you serious?"

Sandy: "Yes, it's why I don't talk to Michael very often."

Darnell: "That explains it then."

Samantha: "You should tell him that's why you don't speak to him very often as he always wonders why you ignore him."

Sandy: "I do feel bad, but it just makes me awkward being around him."

Darnell: "It is unfair to him though."

Sandy: "If I survive the eviction this week then I will tell him, I promise."

3:45 PM

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, and Tracey are in the Diary Room.

Darnell: "Can we please have the Water Pistols please?"

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will give them to you shortly."

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, and Tracey all start cheering.

Tracey: "Now I want to know how Johanna Konta is getting on in Wimbledon?"

House Watcher: "There will be enough time for you to find out Tracey. But while you are in the game there will be no information about the outside world."

Tracey: "Okay, what about a can of Monster?"

Justine: "Yes please, and Rockstar."

House Watcher: "You can now leave the Diary Room."

Justine: "Well we got our answer."

Darnell, Justine, Samantha, and Tracey all leave the Diary Room.

Thomas and Scarlett are splashing water all over each other in the pool.

Darnell: "Oh my god Thomas and Scarlett are doing something normal!"

Darnell walks out into the Garden.

Thomas: "Don't worry she's giving me a boner with every splash."

6:22 PM

Derek is in the Diary Room.

Derek: "I really miss Ash. I know that you'll bring in a new Housemate at some point now that he is ejected, but me and him had some fun chats about Music and Films. Everybody else seem to be much less on those sort of discussions, and if I dared to mention the day to day lives of being a Horse Trainer most of them will be feigning interest as they'll have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm alone in this place now."

Paul starts stripping off in front of the Bedroom Mirror, singing.

Samantha walks into the Bedroom.

Samantha: "The Mirror has just been smashed with that high note."

Paul starts laughing.

Michael and Kieran are in the Smoking Area.

Kieran: "Have you ever took Drugs?"

Michael: "It's not my kind of thing to be honest, but I did try Cocaine the once."

Kieran: "I never meant that hardcore, I meant stuff like Cigarettes and Cannabis?"

Michael: "I've tried Cannabis before, never Cigarettes though. What Drugs have you tried?"

Kieran: "Cannabis aswell, it really sends me out of it though."

Michael: "That's it's purpose though, it's to help people who are in pain or feeling down and want to get away from it all. It's used to help alot of ill patients sometimes too."

Kieran: "Oh I know."

9:01 PM

Derek is in the Bed, alone.

Derek is crying in Bed.

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, Tracey, and Thomas are playing with the Water Pistols in the Living Room.

Darnell: "Let's go crazy!"

The water splashes so badly that it hits Lois's Food in the Kitchen.

Lois: "Watch what you're doing guys!?"

Lois starts looking angry.

Darnell: "It's not exactly like it was done on purpose was it?"

Lois: "I never said that it was."

Darnell: "Well why are you looking angry then?"

Lois: "Because when I'm cooking Rogan Josh the last thing that I want is tons of Water hitting it."

Thomas: "But doesn't Water help make Curries?"

Lois: "Stay out of this Thomas."

Darnell: "You don't like conflict apparently, yet you're creating conflict over something minor."

Lois: "I didn't, you responded to me with your bad attitude as usual."

Justine: "Can we please all calm down?"

Darnell and Lois both decide to leave it.

Justine: "Thank you."

12:05 AM

They're all asleep.

Sandy is tossing and turning in her sleep, whilst she's asleep she falls off the Bed which wakes her and her bed partner Samantha wake up.

Samantha: "What the hell!?"

Sandy: "I fell off the bed."

Samantha: "Oh you silly Cow."

Thomas: "It sounded like me when I wank."

Thomas starts laughing.

The end of Episode 21.

This week it's Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw up for eviction. Who goes? You decide.