The Countess -
Livia, living on a healthy diet of sex and blood, she’ll kill most of her conquests before drinking their blood, kidnaps children to raise them as her own
Sally -
Shaun, no matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to leave, an addict, stuck here forever
Liz Taylor -
That Girl, A woman born into a mans body, he steals his mums clothes and wears them to walk the dogs when she is out at work
Iris -
Josy, The Manager, if she isn’t at the desk cracking on with a puzzle or planning her wedding, she’ll be ready to grumpily answer the bell, or the reports y’all keep sending the poor bitch
Will Drake -
Marsh What’s going on? Is he gay? Is he straight? Why does he have a child? Murdered by The Countess for his money
Donovan -
Douglas, A former addict and jilted lover of the countess, has a bad relationship with his mother Iris, but also has a Jawline for days
Mr March -
Mark, creator of the Hotel, he rarely appears but when he does it’s probably to ban murder someone
Hazel Evers -
Niamh, constantly cleaning up the **** everybody leaves around here
Romona Royale -
Smithy, A fallen star, from TiBB A Lister to somewhere around the D list, yet another former lover of the countess
Addiction Demon -
LeatherTrumpet, A demon which rapes drug addicts (
) Constantly lurking, ready to post when nobody is expecting it
John Lowe -
Dezzy, Investigating the mysterious murders (bannings) occurring on TiBB before he realises it was himself all along (gasp!!! who saw it coming!!)
Alex -
Ninastar, Wife of John, she blames him for the disappearance of Holden
Holden -
Gypsygoth, girl where you at
Bartholomew -
Nicky91, The Countess' one true born child, she seeks to terminate her pregnancy during the 3rd week despite very visibly showing, however it fails
Lachlan Drake -
T*, Got sent to boarding school bc nobody cared about his annoying ass
The Towheads -
Will/Daniel./Adam the countess’ adopted children, I can never tell them apart so there you go (Can y'all believe there wasn't a gif of these smh)