[Binbin]

Charlotte manages to be a sarcastic brat with great skill. It's natural. So, in terms of what she considers her talents they are all the kinds of stuff that most people hate....for example, reciting times-tables, poetry slamming (with tambourine! ick!) and most cliche of all, the horrible mime act. She even knows that only D-bags of first-order do these things.

So, her plan is to make a winning impression on the madness of the British public by being a No. 1 snotty turd and prime D-bag. To want Charlotte to win, you'd have to enjoy the company of irritating brats to the point that you'd give them £85K.