[Livia]

Jeremy Corbyn goes into a bank. "I'd like to cash this cheque please," he said.
"Do you have ID?" asked the teller.
"Well, no" replied Jeremy, "but, I am Jeremy Corbyn!"
The teller says, "We'll still need proof of identity. For instance, last week we had David Beckham in with no ID. He took a football from his bag and kicked it right over the security barrier and into the at the end of the hall. Similarly, we had Andy Murray in with no ID. He took out his tennis racket, hit a ball at the light switch and turned all the lights off."
"Oh,"said Jeremy, "Well, I'm afraid I don't have any special skills or talents."
"That's fine Mr Corbyn," said the teller. "How would you like the money?"