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Spice Girls Pregnancy Betting Odds: Sporty

Our week of poking around the reproductive systems of the Spice Girls and loudly wondering when they're going to get pregnant and make us rich is slowly drawing to a close.

For the newcomers, this week we're looking at some Spice Girls pregnancy betting odds because - even though all of the Spice Girls have reportedly been banned from getting pregnant until their reunion tour is over next year, you must remember that all the Spice Girls are generally stupid and one of them is bound to accidentally get knocked up by some bloke a couple of shows in. For it is the law.

So far we've done Baby Spice, Scary Spice and Ginger Spice, so today here are the Spice Girls pregnancy betting odds for Sporty Spice Mel C, with help from Paddy Power…

Sporty - As things stand now, Mel C is the only childless Spice Girl and - from what we hear - she's got a boyfriend and everything now. So, orders from high management to not get pregnant until their world tour is over aside, Mel C has every chance of being the next Spice Girl to get pregnant. And don't forget that Mel C was the Spice Girl who kept refusing to be part of a Spice Girls reunion for all these years, so we can't see her minding all that much if she suddenly gets pregnant without warning. However, if Mel C is going to get pregnant before the end of the Spice Girls reunion it'll have to be before any of the actual concerts take place, because nobody's going to want to touch her with a bargepole once she's wriggled back into her trademark chavwear. Current Spice Girls betting odds - 3/1

Source: Heckler Spray