Chad would be 'glutton-for-punishment-(and-mince)' spice
Sarah would be 'tap-tap
' spice
Amelia would be 'meet-the-parents' spice
Derek would be 'What-you-doin',-Derek?' spice
Sam would be 'man-face/boy-hair' spice
Jemma is ****ty spice
(Shaun AKA Barry would be 'can't play the-spoons-for-me-life' spice
)
Yes, I know they're too long, but I don't care
