[Crimson Dynamo]

Buckfast (iv not had it since 1987) is £7.50 or so for a 75oml bottle is 15%

I can get a 14% bottle of wine in the scummy Coop for £4.99

or you can get 4 cans of K cider and get 1760ml of 8% for a fiver

so neds need to be buying K cider and not Bucky