[LaLaLand]

You know when you used to put the chairs on the table at the end of the day? Well in RS we did so one day and I swung around with my bag on my back and knocked the chair off the table...

My teacher had bent down directly in front of me to pick up something and the chair hit her straight on the head. I [and she for that matter] could have died. She looked up at me like she was going to murder me then must have thought "accident" and walk off.

Same teacher bollocked me because I wrote Satanist as an answer to a question asking to name someone who wouldn't believe in God... She was nuts.

I remember though a friend of mine in primary school was a bit ditsy I guess and he would be in a world of his own half of the time. Anyway, back when we did PE in "vest and pants" he walked into the hall with JUST a vest on, had taken his pants off with his trousers and just was totally oblivious. Everyone in the class just creased. Poor guy it still haunts him to this day!